HOLY SHIT. MY NEIGHBOUR IS SCREAMING AT HER BOYFRIEND. Yeah, the two that keep me up at odd hours of the night. AND I’M ONLY PICKING UP BITS AND PIECES BECAUSE HE’S NOT SHOUTING BUT I’M FAIRLY POSITIVE HE JUST TOLD HER HE’S GAY AND THAT HE’S BEEN CHEATING ON HER WITH HIS BOYFRIEND.
UPDATE. UPDATE. HE’S CHEATING ON HER WITH HER BROTHER.
SON OF A BITCH IT’S LIKE A BAD SOAP OPERA EPISODE.
me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby guy: are u sure? me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning me: me: me: okay give me the steak medium-well then guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner